Thursday, May 16, 2013

"How Can I Keep From Singing?"

Greetings, my faithful blog-readers! So, I had this big plan to get home from college and immediately write a blog post about how great it is being home. However, two days after returning home, I had to leave for choir tour for a week. So I'm like, hey, I'll write about how great it is being home when I get back home! But, no. You know how sometimes a trip is so awesome you just have to tell people about it? Well, that was choir tour. Now, I love being home and am excited to write about that as well--but I can't just not write about how amazing the last week of my life was. Goodness!

For those of you who aren't really sure what choir tour is, it entails a week-long journey of forty-six-ish choir members (the number varies but I believe that's how many we had this year) traveling around, doing nightly concerts, staying with host families every night, and eating until we pretty much have to be rolled onto the bus for our next destination. Yes, it does indeed mean spending upwards of five hours on a bus sometimes to reach said destination; but on a bus filled with your choir family, you're never bored. I know it sounds far-fetched to refer to almost fifty people as being a "family," but that's absolutely what we are. And I mean, we do have fun. We went bowling one day--at 9:30 a.m.; you know you're jealous--and spontaneous dance parties broke out frequently. And with new host families every night, you just never knew what you were going to get--and sometimes you got some really amazing people.

So we set out for our 2013 tour on Monday, May 6. The tour would lead us through Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa, and Minnesota. Our first stop was at a very small church in Cissna Park, Illinois. The audience was small--certainly no bigger than the choir we'd brought with us--but they were one of the most gracious audiences we've ever seen. In fact, after we sang our last notes, the pastor said he was sure that was what heaven sounded like. I think that brought tears to everyone's eyes, and it was the perfect start to our journey.

The next night we were at a much larger church in Illinois, and then it was on to Wisconsin on Wednesday. Our concert in Beloit was probably the hottest concert I've ever experienced--I mean this literally; they didn't turn the AC on in the sanctuary in time and we were practically roasting on the stage. I don't think there was a single member of our choir who wasn't sweating, and we even had a few people getting dizzy and such. BUT...this was another one of those amazing audiences. They soaked up every gospel-laced word we sang like a giant sponge. There was a group from the Spanish-speaking church present that night, so our very own Amanda Angulo got her chance to interpret when Bob, our director, spoke. She was nervous, but she didn't need to be. She interpreted well, and we had people praising and clapping right alongside us. It was amazing.

Then, as usual, we went to our host homes. Now, I didn't have any bad host homes all week, but some of them stood out as more fan-flippin'-tastic than others. My host home in Beloit is tied for first place as host homes go. My choir tour roomie Janelle and I stayed with Meghan Duran's awesome aunt, who was one of the nicest people I've ever met and was a hugger. The house was not only gorgeous, but it seemed like the second you realized you needed something, you could turn around and it was right there. Oh. And they had this ginormous white dog named Woodley. He wasn't so much a dog as he was a polar bear masquerading as a dog. But glory hallelujah, this was the friendliest dog you ever met. Not that that stopped Jeff from trying to wrestle with him...

Woodley won that one, in case you were interested. I should also point out that they were just playing and, even though it looks like Woodley's about to rip Jefe to shreds, they're both fine and dandy.

Seriously though. Beloit rocked. But I was super excited to get on the road the next day, because we were headed up to Waukesha for a concert at River Glen Christian Church. It had to be a total God thing (I suppose everything is, but this especially was), but this happened to be about twenty minutes from where my aunts Susie and Liz live. They'd never been able to hear our choir before, being that they live in Wisconsin, so they finally had the chance to come see us--and, guilty niece moment, I finally had a chance to come up to their neck of the woods and see them. The moment we walked in for our concert, I saw them near the front, looking around for me. I gave a tiny wave and a big smile when they spotted me before going onstage. It just so happened that, from the stage, they were seated directly behind where Bob Ham was standing--so though I was being a good choir student and keeping my eyes on the conductor, I could still see Liz snapping pictures and Susie clapping. Afterward, they raved about our concert and I couldn't have been happier. You always hope your loved ones will like what you do, but responses like these are overwhelming. Plus we got this snazzy photo, which I will always love.

And can I just point out that Wisconsin has some of the coolest city names? Waukesha. Milwaukee. Wauwatosa. I always thought Wakarusa was cool, but some of these take the cake.

The next day, Friday, it was on to Mt. Pleasant Iowa, where the puns about how Pleasant everything was rolled off seemingly everyone's tongue. The church we sang at had gorgeous acoustics and--WAIT FOR IT!--a real, working pipe organ! I know a lot of churches have those so it doesn't sound like such a big deal, but for us, it was. We had an arrangement of "When I Survey the Wondrous Cross" that called for pipe organ, but so few churches we'd sung at had pipe organs that we usually just used piano. Because the church in Mt. Pleasant had one, we were blessed to be able to use the pipe organ for this song. The words of this hymn are powerful as it is, but when backed by the powerful sound of the pipe organ, it could just melt you. My cheeks hurt from smiling so much by the end of the song. And our last piece, the one the first pastor had described as "what heaven must sound like," sounded even more angelic with those gorgeous acoustics.

I'm a sucker for great acoustics.

Saturday was the only day of the week we didn't have a concert, and I think we all needed a break by that point. Moreover, I think by then we were all incredibly tired and ready to go home--which is why a day of rest (well, rest and another five-hour bus ride) was so well-received. Plus, I mean, it always matters where the bus is going, right? And this time, the bus was headed to the Mall of America. Which, I'm just saying, is a really big mall. That's all I can really say. We literally didn't stop moving through that mall for the two hours we had there, and we barely scratched the surface of what we wanted to see. But it was on to the church we'd be singing at the next morning to get set up, meet our host families for the night, and eat dinner with them before going to their homes.

Alrighty. So, I bragged on my host family in Beloit earlier. I can't possibly go on without bragging on this one, which is the one tied for first place with our home in Beloit. First of all, it was a great group we had going to their house--there were six of us, two girls and four guys, and we were all more or less good friends. It was just lovely enjoying dinner with our host parents, Doug and Sharon, who were so loving and interested in our lives. As they asked us about ourselves and our majors, some of us realized we didn't even know what each other's majors were and whatnot. Oh. I should also mention that Doug kind of looked like Chuck Norris. You'll see that later.

En route to Doug's and Sharon's house, we got to experience the beautiful hilly countryside of Minnesota. I don't think I've ever seen a place that was just beautiful no matter where you looked. I suppose it helped that for once, we were going to our host homes while it was still light out, so we could still see everything. But when we arrived at our home...I don't think any of us were prepared for how amazing everything would be. The house was gorgeous, and they had a cool deaf dog named Kumari who we kept trying to talk to before remembering that she couldn't hear us. But the best thing, I think, was the view from the kitchen window.
That view. Chills.

We proceeded to go to the neighbor's house, where four other friends were staying for the night, for a bonfire. Here, we got to watch the moon and stars emerge from their dock.
About this time, I started thinking, "Is this heaven?" And then we started singing songs around the campfire. It was all the greatest things coming together.

When we finished, our host mothers insisted we were spoiling them. I'm just like, you are giving us this amazing place to stay and feeding us till we can't see straight and we're spoiling you? Well, we were happy to do what we could. Then, as if to punctuate the point, they brought us pizza.

The next morning, we sang at their church. It was certainly a tearful day as it was the last two concerts for the graduating seniors; but it was a day of beautiful music, too. Our music was so well-received. Between services, we gave hugs to our host parents and took a picture with them. I think that was the first time it'd ever been hard to say goodbye to host parents. But they were just that cool.

At the second service, I had the opportunity to share some of my testimony. I was beyond nervous, because for all the talking I do I'm surprisingly bad at public speaking. Plus I only had two minutes, so that was one more thing to think about. But I had the chance to tell everyone how God had changed--and saved--my life, and even though I was so nervous, I'm so glad I had that chance. I later heard how a few members of the congregation were influenced by what I'd had to say, and I was so happy to hear it. We always say in our choir that you never know who is listening, and it could make all the difference in the world for those people.

And, well, the next day was all travel, lounging at our hotel on Lake Geneva, Wisconsin for the night, and having our end-of-tour party before coming home. It was a beautiful week with people I love and very much consider my family-away-from-family. We were, I think, all sooooo ready to come home. But now that I am home, I miss these people. I'm just so thankful for the memories I have of this week.

We took this just before leaving Lake Geneva. Of course the weather would be perfect as we concluded our week.

And now...
Ten Things That Totally Rocked About Choir Tour!
  1. Eating, eating, eating. Good morning! Time for breakfast in the host homes. Is that egg casserole? Is that home-made streusel?! Ohhh sure, I'll have some... Coffee! You have a Keurig? Praise Him! It's lunchtime! Oh, fast food? Sure, I'd like fries with that. Oh, we're at the church! Oh, rehearsal is done and now it's time for dinner! You made fried chicken and cheesy potatoes? Well, I guess I could be troubled to eat all of those... There's a dessert table? With like, ten desserts? How do I choose? Well, the only right thing to do is to try them all... Time to go to our host homes! Are we hungry? Well, we could always eat. Oh, you're ordering a pizza. Then two more pizzas. Then pushing the half-gallon of ice cream at me (only me!) again. Okay, I can be persuaded...
         Seriously. This is what a normal day looked like. Our host families never seemed to think we could be full--which, hey, I don't so much mind. And I had no idea so many people in this country had Keurigs.
  2. Prayer partner shenanigans. Before going on tour, we draw names for prayer partners and do a sort of Secret Santa throughout tour week. It involves, of course, praying for the person you drew; but also giving them little gifts throughout the week and then a bigger one at the party at the end. Many of us kept it simple and just gave our gifts anonymously, attached cute little notes to let our partners know we were praying for them, and that was it. But you always have a few people who plan elaborate scavenger hunts or make their prayer partners do crazy little tasks for their gifts. Then you have those people who spend the week trying to figure out who has them based on the handwriting in the notes (turns out my prayer partner was sitting in front of me on the bus the entire time I was talking about who could have had me, and I even bragged to him about the little chicken key chain he'd gotten me), and the people who have different people write the notes to their prayer partners to make this impossible. But it's a great time with great memories. I am now the proud owner of a chicken key chain named Gerry (short for Gerund; ask me later), a roll of mustache duct tape, and a cow pillow pet named Jeffa (pronounced Heffa); but--brace yourself for sappiness--I think my favorite part is getting to use the lovely notes, written by none other than my prayer partner Jeff Santos, as bookmarks so I can read them over again and reminisce. 
  3. Seeing how life carries on in other parts of the country. For some reason, I get this feeling sometimes that Wakarusa is the only small town in the United States. I have no idea what ever gives me this feeling, because those small towns are everywhere and people are carrying on their lives in much the same way we do here. Our very first stop on the tour was Cissna Park, Illinois, which consists of about eight hundred people and is actually significantly smaller than Wakarusa. Mt. Pleasant actually reminded me a lot of some of the towns back home. It was just so interesting to watch real life carry on everywhere else.
  4. Brad Marks' post-euchre custom of marching up and down the aisle of the bus high-fiving everyone and shouting, "WARHEADS!" We had to keep ourselves occupied somehow during those long bus rides. One way we did this was the euchre tournament that many entered and many observed. As the week went on, some of the euchre duos came up with some pretty interesting customs and/or costumes. My favorite was that of Brad Marks and Marilynn Ham, who wore Warheads hats for each match. I can honestly say I never thought I'd see Marilynn wearing a Warheads hat while playing competitive euchre. But every time they won, Brad felt the need to march down the aisle of the bus and chant "WARHEADS! WARHEADS!" while high-fiving everyone. It cracked me up every time. Also, they won.
  5. Host families. It was always so exciting to see where we'd end up for the night. Older couple or younger family? Kids or no kids? Dogs or cats? Bed or air mattress? During the course of the week, Janelle and I experienced three bonfires, two nights in a row staying in a house with a dog named Lucy, just two nights of sleeping in separate beds, and just one air mattress. That air mattress, by the way, deflated in the middle of the night and we ended up hovering over the floor on a flat pancake of a mattress for the rest of the night. Hey, it makes for a great story, at least. And all our host homes were just bomb. It was so fun to sit around getting to know them for an hour or more each night.
  6. Singing the Queechin' song. Oh, Lord. There is truly no better way to start a day than by singing the Queechin' song. Every year, a Queech King and/or Queen is designated to "queech" the latecomers--basically, you get charged/"queeched" a quarter for the first minute you are late and five cents for each subsequent minute, and they get to auction off stuff left by students in the dressing rooms. This year's Queechin' song was to the tune of the gospel "This Little Light of Mine." It went something like "It is Queechin' time, yo' money is mine!" followed by "Every time you're late, we gonna raise your rate!" for the second verse and "[If] you don't pay your dues, we gonna come for you!" for the third. Even the non-morning people and those who'd just been queeched were happy to sing the song each morning. And Zach and Cece, our Queech King and Queen, had way too much fun making us do it.
  7. Staying with a Chuck Norris look-alike and a lot of other amazing people on the lake Saturday night. I know, I talked about this already. But it deserves its own bullet point, because these people were such a blessing. Not only did they open their beautiful home to us and let us use their hot tub late at night, they opened their hearts to us as well. Doug and Sharon wanted a photo with us at the concert the next day--almost like a family picture--and are even talking about flying out to Mishawaka for our Christmas concert this winter. That's so special. I miss them even after staying one weekend with them.
    DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS?!?!
  8. Getting to know people you previously didn't know very well. When you spend a week on a bus with about fifty people, you get to know them pretty well. It's nice, because then you get closer to those people you always knew of but didn't really know. I even learned things about the people I already knew, like my roommate for the week. It's one of those things you kind of expect will happen, but still ends up surprising you.
  9. Picking up new vocabulary. This one's for you, Cece. I sat in front of Zach, Cece, and Kristen Wagnerowski on the bus all week. It became clear pretty quickly that I was going to pick up some words and phrases I'd never used before. I swear, someone was getting called "heffa!" at least once a day, and people--okay, usually Juan--were constantly being jokingly encouraged to "Get your life!" Also, "ratch," "ratchet," or "ratchetty." I'm still not totally sure what this one means. Basically, messy. But messy? Okay, define that! But goodness, it seemed like everyone was ratch. It was all in good, clean fun and it was always entertaining.
  10. Star Wars Mafia. We literally played this for the entire duration of our trip home from Lake Geneva on Monday, plus much of our trip to Lake Geneva on Sunday evening. It's like mafia, except everyone has a different Star Wars character. The mafia are the Sith, the doctor is Qui-Gon, the detective is Obi-Wan, and the narrator is the Force. Also, everyone has a special power or characteristic. It's so much cooler than regular mafia. I think my favorite part remains the fact that Admiral Akbar can only communicate by saying "It's a trap!" I don't know how I'm going to get through summer without playing this game.
One of the pieces we sang all year was entitled "How Can I Keep From Singing?" Though I loved all our music this year this year, I think this is the piece that sticks with me most. Basically, it reminds us that through everything we face, we can't keep from singing for all the blessings of our lives. On any given day, with or without my choir family, whether the going is tough or easy, how can I keep from singing? 

And, if we ever have any doubt that what we're doing is worthwhile, we can look at how Hosanna Lutheran Church changed their sign after we left:

Just a reminder that everything you do--no matter how big or how small, or how insignificant it may seem--can make a huge difference to those who experience it.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Quite Possibly a Very Boring Post

You totally decided to read this because you want to see if it's actually boring, didn't you? HAHAAAA NAILED IT!

Seriously though.

So guys. April is National Poetry Month. WAIT DON'T GO! I feel it is my duty as an English major to mention this to you, even though...well...don't judge me, okay? I kind of hate poetry.

Okay, "hate" is a strong word. And if you include all forms of poetry under that umbrella of "hate," then it's totally not true. We'll just say poetry isn't really my thing in the stereotypical sense of the word. For instance, I am absolutely not the kind of person to sit down and read a bunch of poems. They all start to run together, and then even the good ones get hidden. And those old ones that are all about nature...to me, it's like, "Okay, dude. One nature poem was good; now you just sound high." Wordsworth?! *sigh* I really like the poem about the daffodils. But I just finished a British literature course and I swear we spent half the semester reading (A) Wordsworth, or (B) another poet writing about Wordsworth. I am not making this up. We did eventually cover some good stuff; but we could have spent a few of those weeks talking about Oscar Wilde or Agatha Christie, Charles Dickens or George Orwell or...well, anyone but Wordsworth, really.

And it is noteworthy that music is poetry. And good lyrics are hard to beat. Okay, some are better than others; and I've about had it up to here (gestures to eye-level) with pop music these days, filled with whiners groaning baby, baby, baby or WEEEE...are NEver EVer EVer...geting BAAAACK toGETHERRRR... Oh, and can I get a shout-out for Pit Bull, who taught us that "Kodak" rhymes with "Kodak"? Seriously. Even in music, there is good poetry and bad poetry; it's just that music has the saving grace of a melody (unless the melody also sucks).

BUT...poetry does have its place. Most of it, I will admit, is in music. But I will not say that poetry is pointless; some people lap it up like water. I am blatantly not one of those people; but every so often I hear a verse and think yes! Get it! And this leads me to today's list...

10 Poems Actually Worth Reading (according to someone who generally dislikes poetry)

  1. "Agua Noche" (English version "Water Night") by Octavio Paz. This one is even about nature! Although I cheated a little on this one; the first time I ever heard the words of this poem was in a musical composition by Eric Whitacre. He used the English translation of this poem for his choral piece "Water Night." The words are truly beautiful; and it's a short poem, swallowable in one gulp. I would also suggest you all go listen to the Eric Whitacre composition. BUT...read the poem first.
  2. "Masks" by Shel Silverstein. Who didn't love Shel Silverstein poems as a child??? I had (still have) two of his books and I loved them. He writes the silliest rhymes; but they're things not just anyone would think of. Then every so often, he throws in a poem like "Masks" that actually has a serious moral to it. I love this poem, and it's so short that I actually have it memorized. And, just because Shel Silverstein poems are made much better by the original Shel Silverstein illustrations, here you go: 
  3. "The Voice," also by Shel Silverstein. This one is especially good for those of us who have no idea what we're going to do with our lives. It might be a little bit cheesy, but it's also a little bit awesome.
  4. "El Dorado" by Edgar Allan Poe. It's spooky, like many of his works, but not overly so. (That TOTALLY rhymes!!!) This one's also pretty short; so if you were picturing something as menacing as "The Raven," you can breathe more easily. A suggestion--and this might sound a teensy bit lame, but I'm throwing it out anyway--I really like to read Poe's poetry aloud. The dude had a way with words--meaning even if you can't actually understand what he's trying to say (because that happens sometimes...or maybe a lot), the vocabulary sounds absolutely beautiful when spoken. If you're really bored, give it a try.
  5. "A Person/A Paper/A Promise" by Dr. Earl Reum. This poem was emphasized in the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower. It's a little morbid, and does not have a happy ending. But sometimes...well, sometimes the most beautiful endings (in literature, at least) are not the happiest ones. I appreciate the structure of this poem and, well, if you read it I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
  6. "In Flanders Fields" by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae. Okay, I cheated again. This has also been set to music--a few times, I think--and my choir sang this song in high school. You know, sometimes you need to hear something set to notice the beauty of the words. The author, a Canadian military physician, wrote this after the death of a friend and fellow soldier in World War I. It makes you think. I'm just saying. 
  7. "Ode" by Arthur O'Shaughnessy. I know the title is not especially exciting; but this is where I emphasize that if you are only to read one poem from this entire list...okay, I'd probably suggest "Masks" because it's really short and it's right there. But after that, I'd tell you to read this one. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever read, and it's also where we get the term "movers and shakers" (in case you were really curious where that phrase came from). I can't begin to do this poem justice in one tiny section of one tiny blog post, so you're just going to have to look it up. At the very least, read the first stanza. It's my favorite.
  8. "We Real Cool" by Gwendolyn Brooks. This one is also short enough that, well, at one point in time I had it memorized. I don't think I have the order quite right anymore. But it's awesome; one of my all-time faves. It's sassy. It's terse. It makes you want to skip school and play pool. And, if you're not into poetry either, it'll take you about thirty seconds to read if you're a slow reader.
  9. "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" by Robert Frost. Okay, one last cheat; but this one isn't really a cheat. Eric Whitacre, the composer mentioned in poem #1, based another of his compositions on this poem. He revised the poem to flow better in choral music and named it "Sleep." I love this poem, though. It's eerie, but not the bad kind of eerie. Like the title implies: It's that sense of wonder you find when you're walking through the secluded darkness in the wintertime, the snow crunch-crunching beneath your feet. And you're getting sleepy, but you can't sleep yet. I love it. Also, I think it's one of my mom's favorites.
  10. "Harlem" by Langston Hughes. It's short. It's inspirational. It has some imagery you will never get out of your head. It's everything a poem ought to be. 
Phew! I'm not going to make you go down the list and read all these poems. But if you do read some of them or have anything to say about them, you should totally comment and tell me about it. Also, if you have other poems in mind that you think are worthwhile...do share.

And next time, I'll cut to the chase and do a music blog.

Monday, April 22, 2013

A Photo Blog--or Flog, if you will--Because Today I'm Lazy

Well, folks...we're wrapping up another Monday.

But hey! It hasn't been a bad Monday. Okay, it hasn't been a bad Monday for me at least. And I know we've still got about an hour and there's still time for it to go downhill...

Alright, well, at least I gave positivism a try. Maybe it's not for me.


Still, I can't help but be a little jollier than usual today. The sun is shining, the tank is clean...*gasp!*

THE TANK IS CLEAN.

Sorry. I don't know if you knew this about me, but I can throw an unnecessary movie/TV/meme quote into almost any conversation. It can occasionally be problematic. Like, if someone is about to tell me some great news and they say, "GUESS WHAT?!" and then I go, "You just saved a whole bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico?!" Surprisingly, that's not what people are usually excited about. Kind of like what people really need usually isn't "MORE COWBELL!" And that's just unfortunate.

Also, I'm easily distracted and--



You get the idea. One of the girls I used to coach in softball called it A.D.O.S.--attention deficit OOH SHINY! Is that politically correct to say? I don't know, but it's awesome.

Anyway. I suppose something that sticks out about this Monday is that I won a writing award from the English department. It's kind of funny, because the "award" isn't actually that cool--it's a regular certificate, and it was placed in this plastic frame that seriously looks like it'll snap in half if I breathe on it wrong, and the clear plastic of the frame is so glare-ifying that when I got back to my seat I placed it facedown immediately and didn't even look at it till a few hours later. I have a theory that the certificates were framed for the audience's sake and not that of the recipients; because they do indeed look way more legit from a distance, but the close-up doesn't lie. The real award, for me anyway, is the fact that one of my stories gets published in Bethel's literary magazine. And I know that all of twenty people read the magazine, and that they are composed of eighteen English students, Dr. Staples, and my grandma; but there's just something cool about seeing a story you wrote in print, no matter the size of the publication. It's a really cool feeling, even if many of my loved ones don't read and the ones who do are required by friendship or blood to tell me they liked my story. If nothing else, I can always go back and look at this little magazine and know that my story was good enough for somebody.

Plus, it was an English department award. So maybe now people will stop asking me what inspired me to be a theatre major, and I can stop having to tell them I'm not a theatre major; I'm just way too dramatic by nature. You think I am making this up. I am not. This really happens.

Anyway. Monday has gone well. A little too well, if you ask me. But hey. I'm hopeful that there will be more good Mondays, and to God be the glory.

And here are Ten Things You Could Do To Make Mondays Better:
[Disclaimer: This list does not include things like praying and reading your Bible because really, those are things you can do to make any day better. So please, don't call me a heathen and slap me with a pancake. It's like when someone asks you what the best thing ever is and you say Nutella instead of Jesus. It's not that Jesus isn't the best. It's just that--here, anyway--that fact is already a given. Sooo...yeah.]

  1. Set a good morning song as your alarm! Let's be honest, if you're one of those people who can't stand happy things, this will last about a week before you murder your alarm clock. But occasionally, it makes waking up a little less difficult. If indeed you enjoy being Grumpy Cat when you wake up, maybe you could set the Imperial March as your alarm. That could set a definite tone for the day.
  2. Scream as loud as you possibly can before getting out of bed. And promise yourself that nothing else about the day will make you scream that loudly. This way, the only direction from there is up! (This advice courtesy of Kolee New.)
  3. Hug somebody! It could be me. It could be your roommate. If you're Michelle Miller, it could be both of those things simultaneously. Or it could be a pet or something that can't actually hug you back but is still worth hugging. There are plenty of great options. 
     
  4. Trust-fall somebody. Bonus points if it's someone you don't know and/or have never seen before. Just walk up, yell "TRUST FALL!" and fall on them. Extra bonus points if the person actually catches you. Super mega bonus points if it ends up being your future spouse!
  5. Smile at someone you usually try to avoid. Even if it ends up looking something like...
    Hey. At least you tried.
  6. Listen to a song you haven't heard in a while. Remember "Drops of Jupiter"? It remembers you.
  7. Stare at a stranger. Then, when said stranger is sufficiently creeped out and asks what the heck you're doing, reply, "You can see me?" Comment with your results.
  8. Start smiling when something makes you angry. If nothing else, it will confuse people to no end.
  9. Eat some cereal before bed. It's a good midnight snack. Also, if it's after midnight, it legitimately counts as breakfast.
    Sorry. I like Family Guy more than I ought to.
  10. Finish your homework. Provided Bethel's Internet is actually working well, that is.




    With that in mind, get excited for Tuesday! And hopefully this "wisdom" can serve you well in your future Monday endeavors. 


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

ACORN: the musical

Happy Tuesday, my diligent blog-readers! And may it be a thousand times better than your Monday, even if your Monday kicked some serious Monday butt.

I was reminded today by one of my fellow Acorn workers (are you happy now, Andrea?!) that I have not blogged anything in the two weeks since creating said blog. Believe me, I knew. I've been wanting to write for a while, but the last few weeks have been the teensiest bit ridiculously busy. Not a great excuse, but it's what I've got. Still, it was nice to know that someone wanted to read my blog. I suppose when I started it, I kind of expected it to get maybe ten views per post--and those would consist of my mom, my grandma, and me checking it eight times to see if anyone actually read it. But HUZZAH! This is not the case! Except for me checking the blog way too many times and realizing that many of the views were indeed me. That's kind of a lame feeling.

Anyway.

It seems like every time I go to work at the Acorn (for those of you who do not attend Bethel, this is our sandwich shop. Cue the jokes about a woman working at a sandwich shop; I make them all the time), it's just a matter of time before the conversation winds up at "ACORN: the musical." Oh, what is "ACORN: the musical," you might ask? Well, thank you for asking! Because the good Lord knows I don't get tired of talking about it. In fact, I think the fellow employees who aren't really excited about it probably want to shoot me in the face for talking about it so much. So if you're one of those people, you're more than welcome to stop reading now. If not...

Here's the thing. Working in food services isn't known to be the most glamorous job in the world. I used to think I was above it, actually, but life has a funny way of slapping you in the face with college poverty and forcing you to work jobs you never saw yourself working. That's how I ended up at the Acorn, and I'll be the first to admit I love working there. I get to work with some of the coolest, kookiest people on campus (most of whom also enjoy randomly bursting into song); the work is pretty straightforward (after all, making a sandwich is not supposed to be difficult); and my boss Lorena pretty much rocks. Plus we've got this great  list posted at various places entitled "Things to do when not busy;" and after a long, long list of possible chores in which one might partake, the list ends with "find something to do." HA! It gets me every time!

So I'm not sure when exactly it hit me--whether it was using the buffalo chicken tongs as castanets, singing obnoxious (but awesome) duets with Janelle Rundquist, dancing around to Adam's Disney playlist, or whatever--but sometime last semester I realized, "Holy poop, why isn't life at the Acorn a musical yet?!" So, basically, I decided I would be the one to write it. And voila! We now have "ACORN: the musical!"

Or at least we will, hopefully sooner rather than later. I think my favorite thing about this show is that as much as I talk about it while I'm at work, most people still think I'm kidding when I say I'm going to write it. I am not kidding. This stuff is real. As for the current status of "ACORN: the musical," it is dutifully progressing through the pre-production stage. You think I'm about to wink, tap my temple, and whisper, "It's all in here!" don't you? False. Actually, thus far I have a tentative cast, some cast notes, a tentative list of musical numbers, and a rough sketch of the logo. OH! And as of today, we have PAGE ONE of the script! Basically, I'm really excited.

The most common question I get about "ACORN: the musical" is, "Can I be in it???" To which I would love to always respond affirmatively; but the cast is pretty small so there will indeed have to be auditions and it's entirely possible that not everyone will get cast. The second most common question is, "When is this happening?" My hope is that I can have a full rough draft, at the very least, by the end of summer. If indeed it can be worked out that we can perform this show here, I'm hoping for approximately this time next year. I don't know how that will all work out, but I'd really love to make this happen before I graduate. What better way to finish off my college career than with an original musical production?! And I suppose a third good question is, "Where are you going to do it?" And my answer is...I have absolutely no idea. The Acorn itself would be ideal if not for the fact that it was indeed constructed to be an eatery and not a theater; so seating, acoustics, and an orchestra pit are, you know, kind of lacking. Most people suggest the fine arts building, but that would mean being granted access to the stage and having to construct a set that actually looks like the Acorn with countertops that we can actually jump on and dance on. It's possible, but maybe not probable. Someone even suggested the ampitheatre, but no. Just no. If for no other reason, there's a giant tree in the middle of the ampitheatre. Who told that tree it could be there in the middle of "ACORN: the musical?" I sure didn't.

The last thing I'd like to say before diving into today's list is that I'm going to need a lot of help with "ACORN: the musical" if it's actually going to happen. Yes, I'll need some people to be in it; but it will be a cast of around five workers and no more than eight chorus members. I've had a few people volunteer to help with music--both composition and direction--and that's good, because I'll need help with that as well. And concerning music, I'll also need an orchestra. Not a ginormous symphony orchestra or anything like that. In fact, we could surely get by with Rob Rhein on piano. But hey, if you play something and want to play it in "ACORN: the musical"...well, you should. And with that in mind, if you have any suggestions for the show (except "don't do it," because I won't listen) or would like to volunteer your services in any way, do comment or talk to me in real life and let me know. Because hey! I'd love to have you on Team Acorn.

And now, for Chris-10 Things.

10 Things You Should Be Excited About in "ACORN: the musical"

  1. You'll recognize people. Whether it's the student workers who are portraying themselves or the chorus o' customers based on the many types of people who come through the Acorn line, you're sure to see someone on stage and say to yourself, "Oh, I know EXACTLY who that is..." And it's always fun when that happens.
  2. It's loaded with stupid puns. Be ready to hear someone hold up leafy greens and declare, "Lettuce pray!" And since one of my cohorts in pre-production is the "juan and only" Juan Torres, you'll hear at least one great Juan pun per scene. I guar-juan-tee it. (Okay. That one was really dumb.)
  3. There will be original music! And I hope it will get stuck in your head and that you'll sing it around people who have no idea what the Acorn is and then you'll have to explain to them the story of "ACORN: the musical."
  4. There will also be some great rip-offs of preexisting musicals! Not too many of them; I don't need to get sued. But you know, for those of you who aren't so into the original thing, there's this. Also, some of the parodies were just too good to pass up. Let's just say that after having seen "ACORN: the musical" you will forever be singing "Acorn, Acorn and subs!" to the tune of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat's "Jacob and Sons." And don't worry; that's the only appearance of Joseph to make it into "ACORN" because I know how many Bethel people have gotten their fill. 
  5. THERE WILL BE FLASH-MOBS! I can't tell you when or where; but what better way to advertise a musical than with a corny flash-mob?! (If you would like to be in one of the flash-mobs, let me know ;)
  6. Life is way cooler as a musical. Don't you ever have those days when you'd rather be singing than talking and you'd rather be dancing than walking? That's what this is. It's an ordinary day at the Acorn, but in musical form and with a wee bit more plot. I always wished life was more like a musical. Maybe now it will be!
  7. It exposes those little things that bother everybody. Like those couples who apparently don't ever see each other except when they're in line at the Acorn having their order taken, or they wouldn't have to be all over each other at that precise moment. Or the people who are yakking on their cell phones when their order is being taken. The people who order "buff chick" instead of buffalo chicken? Don't even get me started. Yeah, we see you. And you're going into "ACORN: the musical."
  8. It's totally over-dramatic. Think way-exaggerated movements, laments for trivial things like the loss of a box-cutter, a mournful cello solo, and a percussion piece in the style of STOMP. Not because it's necessary, but because we can. And because, hopefully, it'll be hilarious.
  9. Scott Kane made me scrub the floor with a toothbrush. We've shaken hands and moved on since the incident, but that doesn't mean you won't see it in "ACORN: the musical."
  10. If you're a Bethel person, you'll be able to relate. And if you're not, it'll still be entertaining; and you might still find yourself thinking, Dude. That would grind my gears, too! But we've all been there. At some point, we've all had to put up with life's annoying customers and we've all had to scrub the figurative floor with the figurative toothbrush (or maybe not so figurative). You've just gotta pick yourself up, jump on the countertop, and start dancing. (I should take this moment to suggest that you not dance on the countertop at the Acorn without first asking permission from Lorena. And I should warn you that she'll probably say no.)
So there it is! I've blogged about it, you've read it, and now I actually have to write it! Hold me accountable, ladies and gents. Make me make it happen; and feel free to help me make it happen, too! 

Until next time, may your sandwiches never lose their flavor.

(That's in there, too.)

Monday, March 18, 2013

A White Blank Page

Hey, dudes!

Well, welcome to my blog. It's something that's been in the making for years but hasn't left the confines of my brain until just this very moment. I was reading the first post in a friend's blog when I suddenly thought, "Dude, why haven't I started one of those yet?!" (That's you, Florence.) So the kinks are still being worked out, but I decided today is the day. Also, this is a new way of procrastinating homework. And I don't mean to brag, but I kind of put the "pro" in procrastination. If you think you can give me a run for my money, let's talk about it tomorrow.

I do hope that provoked at least one "I see what you did there."

So why start a blog? Well, little Cindy (or whatever your name happens to be), I'll tell you. I suppose the main reason is that I love to write--which is a good quality to find in an English major. I have a loyal following of friends who are like, "Oh, have you written anything? Let me know when you write something! Can I read what you wrote?!" Okay, they don't fire off the questions that quickly. But I so frequently forget to send them things I have written, and not all the things I write are worth sending out. This way, at the very least, I'll be writing something and hopefully these amigos of mine can read it. Anyway, that is the hope.

Then I got to the point of actually starting my blog and I realized, "Crap! What am I going to call this thing?" I sincerely hope I don't say that when I have a kid someday. But for the time being, it was a big deal. So I went into this five-minute panic of, "Okay, angles, angles...what am I going to write about? What's a punny title? I could use my name, but it's not that interesting..." Or is it?

See, I got into this habit in high school. I thought I was really cool (actually I knew I wasn't, so I was constantly trying to come up with ways to change that), so I started "abbreviating" my name to Chris-10 since the last three letters of my name are T-E-N. I realize now that when you include a hyphen and two digits, it comes out to the same amount of writing; but it sounded like a good idea at the time, and it stuck. It sounds the same when spoken, but looks pretty cool on paper--plus I've always liked the number ten--so it was a lot of wins.

Anyway. I realized I could use "Chris-10" somehow, but I was like, "What am I going to do? List 10 things per post or something?" The light bulb went off above my head, and I decided that was exactly what I would do. And voila! "Chris-10 Things" happened. I like to make lists anyway, and every so often I make one that's actually useful. So I figure if I post once a week or something like that, that comes out to about fifty-two posts in a year, which means at least one of those lists may have actually been a good one. Maybe.

And of course I'll ramble for a while ahead of time like I am now, because I tend to do that. Sorry. If you're more interested in the lists, you can always bypass the paragraphs of scrawling and just read those. But if that's the case, it's entirely possible you've already given up on reading this. So I guess if I was going to say something bad about you, this would be the perfect time to do it...

I'll abstain from doing that at this time. In any case, I'm glad you've made the valiant choice to read my first EVER blog post! I figured that since this is my first post y'all might not know much about me, so I will make my first list a list of factoids about me that you probably don't know. Or at least, you probably don't know all of them. Maybe if you're one of my parents? But we'll see. We'll just see.

I'm Christen Wegener, and here we go!

10 Things You Probably Don't Know About Chris-10

  • I was actually going to be a Christina. My mom, Carmen Wegener, wanted us to have the same first and last initials. So I was going to be Christina Ann Wegener, which would have made my initials "CAW," which sounds like the noise a crow makes. Then my mom broke her foot and had time to look through the ol' name book, and she came across this really obscure spelling of Kristin and I suppose she and my dad decided they liked that better. Personally I am a fan. Christina's a great name; but it does not end in the number 10.
  • My roommate calls me Winston. Don't ask.
  • I can read Braille. Few people believe me at first because, well, I can see. But my best friend in high school was blind (still is, actually. She's probably reading this, too. Hey, Rochelle! I'm on the Internet! (If you're about to ask how she can read this, the answer is that her computer talks to her (Rochelle, I hope you don't mind that I'm telling the whole Internet about this.))) and I decided I wanted to learn Braille as well. I'm not as good at it as she is (for reasons I think are fairly obvious), but it's a nice random skill to have.
  • I love shoes, but I hate wearing them. I'd rather go barefoot every day. *shakes head* First-world problems!
  • My favorite band is Mumford & Sons. It's entirely possible that you noticed I stole the title of this post from one of their songs (one of my favorites). I figured it was appropriate, since this blog was a white blank page till just now. Mumford & Sons was tied with U2 as my favorite for a long time, but I do believe they've finally squeaked past the Irish rockers. Plus I found out recently that (A) Marcus Mumford loves U2, and (B) their banjo player's name is Winston. Icing on the cake.
  • I am right-handed at some things and left-handed at others, but I am not ambidextrous. It's a long story, and not a very interesting one.
  • I really enjoy editing papers. Judge me all you want; but when you need a paper edited, I'll be there for you!
  • I have to put my left shoe on before my right or I will feel like something is off all day. I really have no idea why this is.
  • I have been singing in choirs for about ten years now. All through high school, I sang soprano 1. Then when I got to college, I was put as soprano 2 during my freshman year. Being one of those diva-type sopranos, I was shocked; being at a Christian school, I rolled with it. Then my sophomore year, I was moved to the "Alto-nation" and sang alto 1. So this year (my junior year), when our director Bob said we needed more alto 2s and asked if any 1s would be willing to switch, I figured, "Why not?" So I've been steadily moving down the scale since high school and hope to be a bass by age 30.
  • I grew up on a dairy farm. This means I love cows, miss the country, can smell what the weather is going to do next, and am very sad that I can't see the stars behind all the streetlights in Mishawaka. But yay dairy farm!
So there you have it! My first list and first blog post. I hope this has been somehow interesting for you and that you will continue to read these posts as they appear, whoever and wherever you may be. Mostly, though, I hope I can use this blog to enrich your life somehow, someday. God gave me the gift of words, and I hope you'll see Him frequently on this blog.

Oh. That's it. How do I end one of these things? Uh...here's a really happy sheep.